Sometimes parenting is difficult when you’re dating a hunter.

The twins’s teacher called me over today when I picked them up.  Apparently another child woke up from a nightmare and Lils didn’t sleep so she was there next to him telling him that it was alright, no monsters would get them because ‘her Garth’ got the monsters and he would never let anything happen to her.  Only it was much longer and the teacher was torn between being amused and a little freaked out.  I could only laugh and tell her kids and their imaginations.

Monday blues

(via eviedeschanel)

…

Garth, you have some serious explaining to do when you get home.

I just spent the last two hours getting out of ropes after agreeing to play Cowboys and Indians with my kids.

TWO HOURS.